By EpicUsername - 11/03/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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EpicUsername 0

I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.

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YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog

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...A well-trained dog ignores people food. :|

@16 same with my 2 rotties oh did o mention that 1 of my rotties is a puppy and he doesn't try to jump up and eat my food brothers does my full grown rottie!

agreed! OP needs to train that dog! My dogs will only take food when I am not around, I know it's my fault cause I use to give them human food all the time. Their bad habits are our fault. Sorry OP but this is on you/your family if its a family pet.

YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

Maybe this fatass op shouldn't tease his dog either guys if he knows it's untrained you don't go eat in front of it that's like giving a serial rapeist your address a key and a condomn and a gun

Smilzen 0

Serial rapists prefer safe sex?

It's not an issue of safe sex. Using a condom reduces the amount of DNA you leave behind, thus making you less easy to find afterward. Of course, serial rapists leave behind a shitload of evidence anyway, so the point is a bit moot...

koolkat27 13

I guess eating hot dogs make you a fatass now.

aw snickers is right train ur dog and next time you 'eat a hotdog' - I'm assuming this was a euphemism- ur dig won't join in. what did the guy say?

serial rapist*. I doubt he's going to care about your condom, But anyway, op is a dumbass for not training the cool dog.

EpicUsername 0

I have been training him. I've only had him for 2 months. He graduated from the beginner's obedience class last Monday, and is going to take an advanced class.

As 'Astro' would say--"Not that there is anything wrong with that...".

milf20 0

haha i agree! But seriously...train your dog, he obviously thinks he dominates you, do something you loser.

Dude not cool. Don't ever French kiss your dog again. Please.

Peter_File 0

OP, one question... was the dog hot? (bu-dum ping!)