Miscellaneous: Today, I was dying for a hot shower. The hot water hadn't worked... - FML

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By Eli - 09/07/2016 07:10

Today, I was dying for a hot shower. The hot water hadn't worked for two days. While it was finally getting fixed, a pipe broke somewhere in our building and the water was cut off for 4 hours. When it finally came back on I jumped in the shower immediately. And then, the shower head broke. FML

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G6Fari 18

Sunday 10 July 2016 8:28

You could have made one with a water bottle:)

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G6Fari 18

Sunday 10 July 2016 8:28

You could have made one with a water bottle:)

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