Love: Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached...

By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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By Sad man - 20/06/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML

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By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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By eyeamcool - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

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By Phill1188 - 16/09/2018 03:30

Today, I got locked in an old woman's garage for an hour when she forgot I was looking at the car for sale. When I got home, I told my mom and jokingly said, "First time I have been kidnapped!" Without hesitation she said, "Well, that makes it the third time." I had no idea. FML

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By Creepy stranger danger - 11/08/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I was picking up my nephew from school. I waved when I saw him coming, shouted, “Hey dude!” The kid stared at me, confused. That’s when I realized it wasn’t my nephew, just a child who looked vaguely similar but who was now terrified. His actual mom gave me a look like she was deciding whether to call security. FML

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By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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By mylifesucks123 - 03/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. As we were approaching a stop sign, I looked next to me and saw a guy with a triangle-shaped head. I said to my son, "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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moony_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:25

ouch, i wouldn't pay the ransom if i were u

24788 6

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:35

At least you caught him in the action. Makes it much easier to believe it.

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RPGod 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:39

#2: WTF dude

kellster 2

Monday 1 June 2009 2:17

That really blows. I'm so sorry. :( Better that you found out before you married the asshole, but still!

Always_Abby 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:24

Ouuch. That guy's going to get screwed up in more ways than one. FYL.

Brittani090270 1

Monday 1 June 2009 2:42

My dad cheated on my mom when they were dating, and the only reason they stayed together was because I was on the way, and my dad cheated for the whole 10 years they were together. Now, he's married to the last mistress he had. Please please please tell me you're not staying with him. HE IS SCUM.

nodbor 11

Monday 1 June 2009 2:54

did you help him get out of the car? #10 ftw

DeadMansCrack 4

Monday 1 June 2009 3:55

#2-What the hell? Get outta the slums, you crazy bitch. OP, I'm sorry. Leave that crazy ass muthafucka.

dyingstart 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:23

Ouch for having your son see it. At least now you know

trustno1fox 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:33

YD for being stuipid and having a kid out of wedlock.

fmlreaderr 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:46

Oh no... I'm sorry =( And your son was already calling him daddy... well, it's probably that cheating jackass's loss. And #79, she could be divorced/widowed, you idiot. Don't jump to conclusions.