Transportation: Today, I was driving around on a backroad with my boyfriend and...

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By Basketbabe - 29/04/2016 05:53 - United States - Marshfield

Today, I was driving around on a backroad with my boyfriend and I managed to get my car stuck. Now there's water inside the passenger side and the clutch burned out. The tow truck won't be able to get in until tomorrow. FML

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Shade0000 9

Friday 29 April 2016 20:49

Was it stuck in a lake or other body of water? If not, sleeping the back seat is always an option

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Shade0000 9

Friday 29 April 2016 20:49

Was it stuck in a lake or other body of water? If not, sleeping the back seat is always an option

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