Transportation: Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 292

You deserved it 109 869

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 491

You deserved it 7 129

And today on Maury…

By Anonymous - 24/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 747

You deserved it 218

By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 288

You deserved it 17 049

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 167

You deserved it 4 609

Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 879

You deserved it 11 038

By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 864

You deserved it 4 374

Nice to put a face to the screaming!

By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 044

You deserved it 22 937

WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 387

You deserved it 3 292

Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 753

You deserved it 2 814

By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 244

You deserved it 3 011

Endymion_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:17

Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.

Comments

Exchange 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:44

I wonder how old are you. You have sex with your normal friends? Cheap.

koda_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:46

Wanna be my bestfriend? ;D

melishusss 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:47

there's nothing wrong with sex! i don't believe you are a *****.

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:48

I don't really see how that's awkward cuz if they're all ur friends and ukno they kno and it was casual what's the problem with talking about it openly? Maybe u should have been more clear about the sex being just casual.. You are not a "*****" seriously people relax. But I certainly hope u have protected sex!

Guch 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:50

Stef? Is that you?

ChurchofFagenism 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:53

Lol gutted mate Just make some new friends/**** some strangers - same thing right?

Mulada 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:01

Well, were you in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship with them at least?

pjunior89 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:08

1st place for being nasty.. ydi

metheonlyb 17

Friday 26 June 2009 15:18

Well you are a **** because you like to have sex with many guys. The thing is that **** is used as a derogatory word. If some girl is called a **** it means an insult. I don't say that it ain't an insult, but taking the actual meaning of the word you are a ****. So what?? That shouldn't be any problem for these hypocrites commenting here. It your life, your ******. Enjoy and share it with whomsoever you want to. But yeah FYL for getting into such an embarrassing situation.