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By uhhhhhhhhhh - 21/10/2018 16:46 - Australia - Elanora

Today I was drinking ginger beer and decided to put it down on the floor. I came back to it later to continue drinking, i drank it until it was almost empty and then felt something inside the can. I imediatly stopped and when outside to empty it. A cockroach without a wing fell out. I threw up. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 24 October 2018 4:03

Wasn't exactly the best place to leave an open can. Imagine what would have happened if more than one cockroach was enticed into it.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 24 October 2018 4:03

Wasn't exactly the best place to leave an open can. Imagine what would have happened if more than one cockroach was enticed into it.

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