Animals, Kids and School: Today, my 4 year old son excitedly asked me if he'd get to see...

By madessalarouge - 20/10/2018 23:00 - United States

Today, my 4 year old son excitedly asked me if he'd get to see drones at the zoo. He apparently thinks drones are living creatures. I guess I can go ahead and spend his college savings on shoes. FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I give him the present, and he starts playing with the bag. FML

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By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Maxwell - 04/02/2010 10:47 - France

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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Isn't that illegal?

By Ryan Engle - 29/07/2021 02:01

Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML

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The Talk

By Ken - 10/05/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I asked my 13-year-old son if he thought he was mature enough for a talk about "the birds and the bees." His response was, "They fly, so what? Why would I care?" FML

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Fatherly pride

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 14:01

Today, my wife insisted we start a college fund for our son, even though from where we were sat in the kitchen, we could clearly see him eating ice cream he'd just dropped on the floor, while picking at his belly button. He’s 13. College, sure. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 18:30 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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Callyn 47

Monday 8 October 2018 12:50

Come on now, he's four. How is he supposed to know that unless you teach him?

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 21 October 2018 5:19

What is wrong with you? He’s not even in school yet. What he doesn’t know is on you.

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Callyn 47

Monday 8 October 2018 12:50

Come on now, he's four. How is he supposed to know that unless you teach him?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 9 October 2018 0:04

Exactly. This isn't a case of "dumb kid", but "mom who wants an excuse to buy new shoes".

saffy66 34

Monday 8 October 2018 13:49

Drones are living creatures. Do some research on bees. Probably not the kind he meant, but still...

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 21 October 2018 5:19

What is wrong with you? He’s not even in school yet. What he doesn’t know is on you.

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Sunday 21 October 2018 5:32

Cut him some slack. He's only four years old, so OF COURSE he doesn't know all the basics yet. It's your job to teach him.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 21 October 2018 6:24

I can understand your reaction if he's in 3rd grade or above, but come on, you're acting like that over somebody who didn't even start Kindergarten yet?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 21 October 2018 6:41

Get the shoes and send him to a lesser college.

teapotfighter 6

Sunday 21 October 2018 6:50

Drones are real creatures (male bees), but that's probably not the kind of drone he is thinking of.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Sunday 21 October 2018 7:46

F.O.C.U.S. **** off cuz ur stupid. Comes handy when people complain over stupid shit, or when someone wants homework help on every problem because "you know what you're doing." used this a lot in highschool.