Miscellaneous: Today, I was doing Crossfit. It's a brutal workout and I've only... - FML

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By Work 'til you per - 08/09/2016 16:35 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I was doing Crossfit. It's a brutal workout and I've only gone about four times. The coach told us to do squats with a bar on our shoulders. I put too much weight on and on my fifth rep I actually peed my pants on the way up. I was wearing grey yoga pants.

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Jswole 3

Friday 9 September 2016 6:24

Crossfit where form doesn't exist #smallerbytheday

joejoe1976 14

Friday 9 September 2016 5:50

Everybody pees at least once when doing CrossFit! There's even a YouTube vid about it!

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joejoe1976 14

Friday 9 September 2016 5:50

Everybody pees at least once when doing CrossFit! There's even a YouTube vid about it!

Jswole 3

Friday 9 September 2016 6:24

Crossfit where form doesn't exist #smallerbytheday

PineapplePizza 15

Saturday 17 September 2016 4:39

It's okay... I promise it is. You may be embarrassed, but at least you weren't hurt. Everyone, and I mean everyone, has had some sort of accident in public.

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