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By simonm02 - 06/02/2017 09:31 - United States - Kissimmee

Today I was called up the front office of my school because "Some body brought something for me" running possibilities through my head I realized someone might have turned my missing phone in and I ran to the office only to find that my school police officer wanted to "Touch bases with me".

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Droplet20 8

Monday 13 February 2017 21:25

touch bases with me, what does it mean. Im not a native english speaker

reburkah 17

Tuesday 14 February 2017 1:41

it's like to communicate with someone; to stay updated to make sure they have the same information

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Droplet20 8

Monday 13 February 2017 21:25

touch bases with me, what does it mean. Im not a native english speaker

reburkah 17

Tuesday 14 February 2017 1:41

it's like to communicate with someone; to stay updated to make sure they have the same information

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