Love: Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my... - FML

By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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You deserved it 78 261

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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Subconscious

By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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You deserved it 13 522

By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Hard to bare

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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You deserved it 39 030

By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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duds24 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:34

dude, come out of the closet

fuckmyl1f333 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:37

Why would u admit this?

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meltingwalls 0

Friday 19 June 2009 11:58

haha, LOL ii agree #37 wtf why are the new posts at the bottom?? make it YOUTUBE-ISH

24788 6

Friday 19 June 2009 12:13

Why didn't you just photo shop your penis onto one? Then if you got turned on it wouldn't have been as creepy.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 19 June 2009 12:14

You might be gay if you...

redbluegreen 40

Friday 19 June 2009 12:17

Why is this looking so YouTube/Facebookish? I don't like it. ):

dancing_bear 0

Friday 19 June 2009 12:22

I think the real issue here is that you photoshop dicks onto naked pictures of your ex and think it's funny. Yeah, fyl, you have the mentality of a thirteen year old. Unless of course you are thirteen?

ltkrich 0

Friday 19 June 2009 13:22

You sound really straight! You should really reevaluate you sexual preference

aannggiiee 0

Friday 19 June 2009 13:26

not an FML.. I just think you were trying to say something mean about her.. or you weren't doing it to be "funny"

shnibz101 0

Friday 19 June 2009 13:34

Ok....................didn't really need to know that.

wreckedurday 0

Friday 19 June 2009 13:37

now are you sure ur straight?

hawrst 0

Friday 19 June 2009 13:50

It's always a laugh when people say "I'm straight and I love dicks." How can they not realise?

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