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By Lonely_fox - 11/08/2016 14:11 - United States - Ridgewood

Today I was bitten by my sister. Again. Because I wasn't quick enough to wash the floor in the bathroom. I'm 23 yo. My head is bleeding. FML
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Greycatsister 12

Do you need a can opener? Because I'm pretty sure this is the time to open a can of whoop-ass.

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epicgamer 18

Beat her sorry ass up

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Greycatsister 12

Do you need a can opener? Because I'm pretty sure this is the time to open a can of whoop-ass.

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WATERFISH21 16

Im confused on why your sister bit you if you didn't clean the floor quick enough. like is she a person who needs everything spotless or something?

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PineapplePizza 15

She needs to learn behavior like that is unacceptable. Dogs are put down for that! You should file a police report against her for assault. Just because she's family does NOT make it acceptable for her to treat you like that.

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Axel5238 29

I'd recommend you get your sister evaluated mentally clearly she is not well and should be put on medication. Talk to whoever you can and definitely report her to the police.

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