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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML

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What just happened?

By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

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Roommate from hell #457

By Theguyinthedark - 30/06/2016 13:23 - Bangladesh

Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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Gotcha moment

By nick - 18/10/2009 13:39 - Canada

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

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By PizzaBwaaay - 03/05/2022 22:00

Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML

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qwertsarecool122 23

Friday 16 December 2011 23:42

Take the pizza and run!

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 16 December 2011 23:43

Shoulda just said " I didn't order this pizza" and when he tried to bitch you out, that's when you close the door on his face. If he's really upsetting you that much you can always just walk away.

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NanillaVipples 2

Saturday 17 December 2011 0:34

It's your money, use it when you need it.

jizzwold 21

Saturday 17 December 2011 0:39

If you have an annuity but you need cash now Call J. G. Wenworth! 877-CASH-NOW Didn't realize how successful their commercial was.

mickeygirl 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 0:42

ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!:)

racheljessie 17

Saturday 17 December 2011 0:49

Well, the delivery guy had no right to yell at the OP because he didn't want to admit his mistake. I hope he just lost a costumer in the OP, because if he is from a legitimate pizza place I do not think I would eat there. Not with delivery people like that!

racheljessie 17

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:04

Just to clarify, I meant that the delivery guy made the mistake, not OP.

robertkruse5 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:04

That sucks

Mitcha857 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:16

I'm gonna dress up as that old guy next year for christmas

Tvolsfan325 13

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:21

Tell him that because he interrupted your night and the way he treated you, that you should get a free pizza.

j_cat187 19

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:42

Just close the door and turn on the sprinklers.

SillyFart 7

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:48

Why Christmas why not halloween

DarylAndrew 2

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:49

Sorry about Sending the pizza to your house but it was funny :D

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