By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
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Kimienxtc 0

"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."

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Julle_fml 0

Hysterics as in laughing? or did she get mad? I hope not, it's a fun story :P

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gowzer90 0

lol! at least she took it well and not as you being pervy #37 ffs its only light browsing of comments that ppl r here to see after they have laughed at the fml NOT an inquisition on bad english that an idiotcan understand wot they r saying get a life and stop taking everything so serious

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dblmh 0

this should be on mlia not fml cuz this is funny and semigood not bad

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Ha I love the mental image (not in the creepy way tho ;)

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prettybirdq 0

This is my favorite FML. I literally LOL everytime I read it.

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daeemann 1

Are you sure you "accidently" fell into her breasts? Or are you just saying that so the wife won't get mad? LoL.

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lovelifedonthate_fml 2

That's hilarious I would have been doing the same thing as your wife!

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Niknik9000 0

Change the setting to a highschool and this sounds like it could have come straight out of an ecchi.

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anyav3 13

At least your wife was a good sport about it! Sadly there are other woman would have taken that the wrong way :/

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k_mcmath 3

lol. I agree with ur life. as long as no one got hurt, its hilarious! ! fyl

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