Love: Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go...

By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML

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This is a robbery

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 20:02 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Way too smooth

By Stud - 30/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Nice try

By clumsy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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PlasticSand 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:46

How unfortunate, but how is screaming the same as flirting?

kidwiththeface42 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:53

Whoever tripped you must be one Helluva wingman.

Comments

pexy_fml 16

Sunday 15 April 2012 12:02

You're dating a retard

BrownSugar10940 2

Sunday 15 April 2012 18:05

Wow so insecure

rotcgirl101 7

Friday 20 April 2012 8:34

That's a sign that he is way too jealous and he needs to be dumped.

Arlisshsr 9

Friday 11 May 2012 22:49

What is this?! Loose change?! YOU ARE A *****!!!

nikkinurse 10

Sunday 20 May 2012 4:14

This guy is super insecure!! Should have been asking if you were okay!

metal8lover 11

Monday 21 May 2012 7:32

your boyfriends a psyco me' thinks

broken_red_wagon 6

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:13

Idk why but I thought of Taylor swift

jazzmin1997 16

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:41

Your boyfriend sounds pretty smart

magnetic_aura 26

Thursday 18 September 2014 7:25

Your boyfriend sounds over possessive. Be careful, OP.

Alm1ghty_Push 15

Sunday 10 April 2016 1:23

Sounds like your typical anime

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