Love: Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice... - FML

By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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GHEE_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:04

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

Luckster 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:05

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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SpazTheGreat 14

Monday 10 October 2011 21:05

To everyone commenting about "breast pocket"..... YOUR CHEST IS CALLED "BREAST", REGARDLESS OF GENDER. Hurp-durpin', are we? And YDI for buying Apple?

parduezs 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:20

Haha! That must have been awkward

jabs98 1

Sunday 19 February 2012 4:09

R u a guy or girl? Girl on girl? Grosss!!!!

lovepandorasaver 11

Thursday 5 April 2012 23:40

Play on playa

evey661 5

Monday 9 April 2012 15:44

Why didn't you take out your I pod out as well?

evey661 5

Monday 9 April 2012 15:44

Why didn't you take out your I pod out as well?

miracle250 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:56

Lmfao! I bet that was a sight.. What'd she do next ask ya for your number.. Haha. XD

princess4916 5

Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:33

kinky.

GoddamnBatman 7

Saturday 10 November 2012 15:05

Haha, great FML :) And gotta love the creepy face in the comic.

venomousddog 19

Saturday 10 November 2012 16:46

This illustration is probably the funniest one I've read

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