By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Derick_Z 0

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

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obamas_mama 0

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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rakhil11 7

agreed with 62/FreedomFirst

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jugglernaut 0

#19, I created an account just to tell you, if you think she'll come from just that, you'll never get any girl to come, sorry. #57, while I'm here, I might as well tell you that 19 is right, it is "come." "cum" refers to the actual spunk itself.

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Jessyca_fml 0

Maybe he was trying to make you more comfortable to try and say a joke but honestly that was a little bit wrong :/

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Osakhomen 0

I don't understand why ANYONE would want to be a gyno. I followed one over the winter break, ugh, it was horrible.

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vee_baby 0

HAHAHAHAHA THIS HAS GOTTA BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE FMLs EVER! It reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Meg goes to a gynecologist but he doesn't have a degree and he goes "Okay, Meg.. let's take a look at that bergyna." hahahah (: FYL.

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hex56 0

i want to see this as an illustrated FML!!! hahhahaha!

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lfaye17 0

#59 you should really read #61. "feeling around the uterus" DOES NOT necessarily mean feeling INSIDE the uterus. you can feel around the uterus from the outside. know what you're talking about if you're going to be a jerk.

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sarahvalasco 0

well maybe it was awkward for both of you wanna hear bad...my friend had to go when she was 8 bacause cancer ran in the family and her mom was overly protective of her. and they had a long, thorough check up.

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