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By Italian_Stallion - 16/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

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Same thing different taste

Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By misc - 08/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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Phone holder

By my arms hurt - 25/11/2019 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML

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America's got talent

By Anonymous - 30/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML

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By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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Lost in music

By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:05

Thats what you get for listening to the Jonas Brothers

funk_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:32

at least it was at an airport, you'll never have to see any of those people again

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Jali_Malcolm 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:46

Easily solved: Why'd my damn daughter put this shit on here?! Use a name, any name. Problem solved.

letitrockk 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:58

dude, sad, you fail.

karissaaa 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:49

oh..wow :/

zland 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:19

At first, I thought, what a loser. The Jonas Brothers? But then, I realized that people like different things. You're still a loser in my mind though

Fml37 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:53

Jonas brothers are fags and so are you for listening to their music.

Fml37 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:00

Ahaha listening to the jonas brothers and not plugging in your headphones. Two fails right there.

Bella_x 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:42

WOOOOW after 40 years of life, and the best music you can think of is the JONAS BROTHERS?! Fail fail, double fail.

Shshshar_ssscene 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 7:12

im 16 and hate the Jonas Brothers! What do you think that says about you? i would say epic FAIL

cmurphy44 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:31

I love #1's hahahaha

qtip262 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:30

Well YDI cuz the jonas brothers are flaming faggets

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