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By Italian_Stallion - 16/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

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Same thing different taste

Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By misc - 08/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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Phone holder

By my arms hurt - 25/11/2019 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML

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America's got talent

By Anonymous - 30/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML

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By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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Lost in music

By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:05

Thats what you get for listening to the Jonas Brothers

funk_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:32

at least it was at an airport, you'll never have to see any of those people again

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Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 7 February 2012 11:05

Time to get some real music on ur iPod /phone .

Scarlettkiss 8

Wednesday 22 February 2012 21:48

How is that gross?!?! A lot of people have different tastes in music....even if the Jonas Brothers suck

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 26 February 2012 19:46

Hahahaha! You listen to DISNEY? And you're 40?! I'm 12 and døn't listen to that! Rock, emo, screamo, punk, metal, now THAT'S music.

KristenWallen 0

Monday 12 March 2012 2:34

Oh shit lmfao

c0c0_fml 16

Friday 23 March 2012 8:14

This is way too funny!!! all of it! I love that kind of FML thanks for making me laugh lol

kims0706 10

Friday 30 March 2012 12:02

You kinda deserved that one

Linaelle 14

Friday 13 April 2012 16:05

Whaaaa. So people who enjoy listening to *that* really do exist ?

TergesteCity 12

Monday 28 May 2012 4:19

that's sad, but it is because you fell ashemed of what you listen to

alexicanaaa 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:46

That's hilarious. And there's nothing wrong with the Jonas brothers. People don't like them cause theyre not trashy like everyone else is these days.

unusedusername 4

Friday 24 August 2012 23:36

Why's a 40 year old on this app? O.o

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Same thing different taste

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