Health: Today, I was at school and I had to present in front of the class....

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By me - 15/04/2016 03:05 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I was at school and I had to present in front of the class. I was so nervous that as soon I got to the front, I threw up all over the front desk. to make matters worse my report was on bulimia FML

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JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 5 October 2016 11:21

"...but first, a visual aid!" (Don't judge me.)

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JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 5 October 2016 11:21

"...but first, a visual aid!" (Don't judge me.)

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