By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
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By Despair - 02/04/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend’s family dinner when her father suddenly raised a glass and said, “Let’s all raise a toast to the new couple!” I looked at my girlfriend, confused, only to realize he meant her brother and his now fiancé, who had just announced their engagement an hour earlier. I quickly but awkwardly raised my glass to avoid admitting my memory is dogshit. FML
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saIty 17

Did he mention that he got her a dick in a box?

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TheDrifter 23

Are you two at least close in age? Through the beer goggles he might have thought the sister was op. C'mon it could happen.

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Darcon 8

If i was OP, I Would give him a hot, wet, slap with hands dipped in indian chilli and poke his eye. If he was still standing, stab his left ******** with a fork.

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lovinit5683 0

Well that sounds quite painful.

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thePr3da1i3nrulz 4

Oooooookay... Just a little harsh.

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atomheartm_fml 0

Fire solves it all!

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anakaren_831 1

At least it wasn't a confession about having sex with her?

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natas_fml 13

just read your profile...nevermind. :(

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Veraymix 6

36- Under his profile, he says he is married to "Mrs Assy Pants" so Mr. Sassy I presume it is.

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ShanieceRamirez9 0

thats sux big time. did u c any signs.

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