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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2025 18:00 - Canada - Midland

Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

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By MagnusDeus - 07/06/2015 15:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

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By zazzleface - 09/04/2012 12:23 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By alcoholic - 31/10/2009 14:30 - Estonia

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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Sunday 2 August 2009 23:05

That's hilarious.

jyn_fml 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:05

wow that's kinda f'ed up

Comments

lazy_girl 12

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:30

i didnt say all...i asked "are all indian mothers so irrational?" and it was meant to be a rhetorical question to imply that his mother is irrational (also i've heard from my indian friends that their moms can be a bit extreme at times) obviously "all" cannot be justified lol

bcschick08 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 2:13

ooo dang that's sux

Mcstroodlenugget 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 22:15

hahaha your mom mustve felt retarded after that.

mangachick1980 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 4:08

damn my parents r indian too my mom said that she'd kill my brother before the drugs did i feel srry for u TT.TT

Wizard_and_glass 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:49

YDI for capitalizing "apple juice".

SLdeathnote 0

Friday 13 August 2010 12:47

I'm from India and my relatives literally shove booze down my throat @_@ Well that's probably cause I come from a state which follows Portuguese culture.