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By embarrassing - 27/02/2017 22:56

Today, i was at a party and had a little too much to drink, so I went upstairs to a bedroom where some of my friends were playing fifa. I layed down because I felt sick but suddenly threw up. It was all over the bed and sheet as well as on one of my guy friends. Everyone in my class now knows

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 2 March 2017 9:12

If you throw up while drinking, it means the amount of alcohol in your body is reaching toxic-and thus deadly- levels. In other words, you drank too much and either were experiencing low levels of alcohol poisoning, or even possibly higher levels of alcohol poisoning. Learn to drink less, or more ideally, not drink at all since you are apparently prone to over drinking.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 2 March 2017 9:12

If you throw up while drinking, it means the amount of alcohol in your body is reaching toxic-and thus deadly- levels. In other words, you drank too much and either were experiencing low levels of alcohol poisoning, or even possibly higher levels of alcohol poisoning. Learn to drink less, or more ideally, not drink at all since you are apparently prone to over drinking.

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