By Wtf - 10/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML
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602offroad 12

Hey Brain what are we doing tonight? The same thing we do every night Pinky, trying to take over the world!

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RichardPencil 30

Plans for her death or yours? Dunh-dunh-dunh!

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pinkuser626 17

After many years as a preschool teacher I learned to take everything u hear about children with a grain of salt. Most of it is not true at all but it generally will still give u an idea of the difficulties u may encounter.

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RichardPencil 30

How many u's can you use instead of you's? No wonder you got no further than preschool.

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almost_there44 26

Is it so hard to type out you* instead of u?! Please don't teach this to your students.

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evilplatypus 38

Guys, stop being insensitive. Just think of how much free time they must have not typing Y and O!

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RichardPencil 30

Plans for her death or yours? Dunh-dunh-dunh!

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Winchesterbride 9

that sounds like my kind of child

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Isa_fml 20

Necromancer-in-training.

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602offroad 12

Hey Brain what are we doing tonight? The same thing we do every night Pinky, trying to take over the world!

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jcash52426 5

Sound like you were babysitting the baby boss

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ralphnader 13

This is the rare time you get to explain about all of the children you have dismembered over the years and no one will believe the scared an suddenly obedient child.

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