Kids: Today, I was arguing with my daughter, who is adopted by me....

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By Why Jillian - 24/12/2016 19:48

Today, I was arguing with my daughter, who is adopted by me. She said, "You're not my real dad! You can't tell me what to do!" Her biological father was my wife's rapist. FML

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Nikitasue92 7

Tuesday 27 December 2016 19:16

Omg.......never tell her that........No good will come of it

el_Jeffe_D 11

Thursday 29 December 2016 5:40

******* kids! I'm really sorry you have to deal with this, OP.

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Thor1012 28

Monday 26 December 2016 21:35

wow does she know this? that is way harsh

Nikitasue92 7

Tuesday 27 December 2016 19:16

Omg.......never tell her that........No good will come of it

el_Jeffe_D 11

Thursday 29 December 2016 5:40

******* kids! I'm really sorry you have to deal with this, OP.

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