Intimacy: Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 03:19 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

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By JeezAndAges - 24/11/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 12:09 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 16:30 - Reserved

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2022 22:00

Today, I took my boys over to their grandmother’s house. We had a nice supper together. We all talked, played board games, and watched TV. After a while, I couldn’t find my 13 year-old son. He was in his 67 year-old grandmother’s master bathroom, jerking off with her dirty granny panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 02:00

Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML

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Wednesday 23 December 2015 10:27

Why does a 13 year old need a baby sitter?

GokuSS400 18

Wednesday 23 December 2015 10:07

Well…that'll certainly make for an awkward discussion with his parents

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fml2830 6

Wednesday 23 December 2015 19:24

Haha he'll yeah!!!

nakros 17

Wednesday 23 December 2015 19:26

Is his last name quagmire?

GingerRoot 13

Wednesday 23 December 2015 20:44

My next door neighbor use to steal my socks when we were kids. I was 12 he was 16

HitlersNeice 17

Wednesday 23 December 2015 22:18

lmao that's hot

VIRUSBRAIN 5

Wednesday 23 December 2015 23:21

As if no one was in puberty, get over it and leave the boy **********, you seems good lookin OP.... enjoy ur life

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 23 December 2015 23:50

Vulgar

guineagirl 18

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:00

Guess you could say he was having a jack it with your jacket

zykrithium 22

Thursday 24 December 2015 1:07

Why exactly does a 13 year old need a babysitter?

andro6657 10

Thursday 24 December 2015 1:50

Guess you weren't doing your job, eh?

TroyAllen2995 13

Friday 25 December 2015 1:36

He did it for her

loubabe69 19

Thursday 24 December 2015 6:10

Awe How sweet.

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