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By bluejay2000 - 19/08/2016 23:19

Today,I walked in on my parents having anal sex using some kind of olive oil based lube. Now I can't smell olive oil without having to resist the urge to vomit. FML
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killerkittyxo 3

You're wondering how they knew it was anal while I'm over here wondering how they knew what kind of lube was used.

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Eldslibo 20

Sometimes it's quite obvious. Like in some positions it shows more than other. Or pegging was involved, and then it would be really obvious ;)

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killerkittyxo 3

You're wondering how they knew it was anal while I'm over here wondering how they knew what kind of lube was used.

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Scootythedog 17

I don't think you'd need olive oil to **** normally

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_Adog2645 24

FYL and YDI. FYL for obvious reasons, but YDI for not knocking. Whenever my parents' or siblings' doors are shut, I always knock. It's just polite behavior.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

It's possible that maybe the door wasn't shut completely or shut at all, and he thought it was safe to enter.

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leafynitemare 24

So you were close enough to notice that it was not regular sex and that it was olive oil...? I feel like karma already got you for being oblivious and so close.

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