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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2017 01:30

Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

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Pink Lightsaber

By Obi-Wan - 08/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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What the…

By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

roxysoxy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

well that's disturbing.

Comments

unmistakablyamaz 4

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:53

Vulcan* And if you're talking about Ahura, she's totally not Vulcan...

unmistakablyamaz 4

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:00

Agreed!!

skatingalyy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:00

oh my :/

Sweet_Testicles 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:03

Something wrong with that? ;]

rusrsbrah 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:07

"OH SCOTTY, OH SCOTTY, BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!!!!!" *pants explosion*

DRE140 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:46

Your boyfriend is my hero

BigKatt 1

Monday 5 September 2011 0:26

Some people find pointy ears sexy. I'm sure there is worse things to jerk to...

Stylin_Since_97 10

Monday 5 September 2011 0:27

Captain Kirk, charge the proton lasers!!!!! *wonk wonk wonk*

cetlawizard 15

Monday 5 September 2011 1:35

Don't forget "Enterprise"! ?

KiddFlash 0

Monday 5 September 2011 1:47

LMFAO

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