By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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mshoes12346 3

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

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chilldude69 8

so i'm guessing he had the deer in headlights effect.

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Buzzy123 7

"Commander we are about to eject a milky fluid....Wait! Your female owner has walked in quickly switch to ****!"

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kayvan 8

Need more info before saying whether it's an FML or not. What was he masturbating to? Spock? Kirk? Or some hot alien girl?

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ZynetriaJ13 0

Weird. that would be a definite reason for me to dump him.

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HeyImJuli 3

Thank you! Fellow star trek inquiring minds need to know!! (and u forgot one of my favs- deep space 9)

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beezleboss2010 3

Wtf? I thought those were just jokes said about nerds, I didn't know ppl actually did it...

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Beck2209 0

Maybe I should check this out sometime.

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