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By TinyDickMakesMeSad - 29/08/2018 13:42 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I waited until marriage to have sex with my husband. Turns out he has a 2 inch purple wine. FML
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JasonThorn 20

Sounds it could have been a petite noir.

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Callyn 47

This is why you have sex before marriage. It's much less tacky to break up with a guy after a month because his dick is tiny than to tell your family that you're returning their wedding gifts because your new husband couldn't get you off.

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interesting33 36

that sucks but there are many other ways he can get you off and vice versa.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

How did you not see it until you were married? You never once walked in on him using the john, or when he was taking a shower? Have you lived apart right up to your wedding night?

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Callyn 47

Um, of course they never lived together. They abstained from sex until after marriage, their religious communities would have had a stroke if they had moved in together before getting married.

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