Animals: Today, I volunteered at an animal shelter with my close friends.... - FML

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By anomnomnom - 14/02/2016 03:52 - United States - Houston

Today, I volunteered at an animal shelter with my close friends. Whilst doing one of the jobs, we began to talk about going to lunch since we finish at 12pm. We said we were going to go get chick-fil-a at the mall and later shop. I left to go do a different job and came back to find them gone. FML

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