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By feelingshitty - 18/08/2016 17:28

Today, I've had diarrhea for the past day and a half, with me running to the toilet every 5 minutes. Every time I fart, I shit myself. FML

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xxDeeStar 27

Friday 19 August 2016 11:51

Sharts suck.

leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:14

I had that. But I was so weak that I couldn't even stand. I tried to take a bath and I had to drain the tub twice before giving up.

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sazarra 14

Friday 19 August 2016 5:18

I'm really sorry but this made me laugh. I think it was the wording. Just drink lots of water so you don't get dehydrated and good luck!

xxDeeStar 27

Friday 19 August 2016 11:51

Sharts suck.

leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:14

I had that. But I was so weak that I couldn't even stand. I tried to take a bath and I had to drain the tub twice before giving up.

SamJamLewLew 6

Monday 22 August 2016 3:38

Literally same ? you're not alone ❤️

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