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By blackwidowspice - 14/01/2016 04:32 - United States - Roy

Today, I used a bottle of what I thought was urine cleaning spray, trying to clean up after my dog. I heavily sprayed my carpet in all of the areas I don't want her to go. Only after doing this did I realize that it was a bottle of pet pheromone which encourages it. FML!

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