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By MakesMeLol - 18/01/2012 22:30 - Ireland

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

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Temper tantrum

By QueenCortana Tiffany Turner - 07/02/2020 14:00

Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML

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You deserved it 302

By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 2 254

By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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You deserved it 2 779

Family values

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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You deserved it 5 391

By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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You deserved it 44 754

Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 179

You deserved it 2 771

By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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You deserved it 50 300

This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 709

You deserved it 2 296

By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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You deserved it 3 811

By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 002

You deserved it 46 836

fmessiah 19

Thursday 19 January 2012 8:55

Did you record it to embarrass her on a major birthday event?

NiiTeH 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:02

SOPA will censor that for you.

Comments

A100893 30

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:22

I guess that did NOT make you 'LOL.' (Look at OP's username if you don't get it)

Katja004 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:25

ill admit it...I burst out laughing.

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:26

Aw shucks, daddy's little girl was just practicing so she can get on girls gone wild, and get her free T-shirt.

Shadowcapii 3

Friday 20 January 2012 3:33

Not that she would wear it...

Rickilynn1 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:29

Is she at least hot?

HogwartsDropout7 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:35

Oh wow.

grown 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:36

Bahaha was it Jemma !!!????!!!!

rmr0011 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:39

OHHHHH IRELAND

superpoptart 24

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:39

Wait, OP's username is "makes me lol" what kind of parent are you?!?

monkiki62 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:16

Psh what kind of mother are you? Apparently a prude. Lame.

arvale8802 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:44

I agree with #7....what kind of kids are you raising

rogue2888 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 9:50

Why do people keep saying bad parenting? Kids will do what they want to do. If you've got it, flaunt it I say.

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Today, I met my downstairs neighbor after she repeatedly banged on my floor as a way to quiet me down. I guess I'm not allowed to walk on my floor. FML

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Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

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Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

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Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML

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Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML

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