Intimacy: Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to...

By anon - 27/07/2015 04:43 - United States

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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The Great Pretender

By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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Make your mind up!

By nextcontestant16 - 19/11/2012 15:12 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML

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By Light Sleeper - 14/10/2012 04:24 - United States - Evansville

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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By turnoff - 17/09/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging his neck and shoulders. He opens his eyes, looks at me, says "No", and goes back to sleep. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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kingodsucksville 18

Monday 27 July 2015 17:06

Sleep is an amazing thing, don't interrupt it

danceinconverse 25

Monday 27 July 2015 17:06

Wow, I'm thinking he's going to regret that when he's fully conscious. Hopefully he'll make it up to you!

Comments

Calingaladha 21

Monday 27 July 2015 17:12

Well, it's like they always say...abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. In any case, I'm sure he'll be more romantic when he's awake.

Teyros 24

Monday 27 July 2015 17:12

He just missed out...

AddictGamer 16

Monday 27 July 2015 17:25

?it's the hard knock life, for us?

alisha0215 12

Monday 27 July 2015 17:35

Lol you should've elbowed him back.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 27 July 2015 18:04

There has to be some way to get that to work....perhaps a handjob or ******* might work better

a1_z9 10

Monday 27 July 2015 20:32

Have you ever tried to blow someone who's just not in the right frame of mind for sex? It's not a confidence boost to say the least. Best bet would be to wait until he's a bit more aware of his surroundings.

Emmamazing 26

Monday 27 July 2015 18:06

Romantic.

superspooky 13

Monday 27 July 2015 18:12

well at least he apologized lol

WD_Stevens 22

Monday 27 July 2015 18:16

I can't imagine waking up to sex would be in any way good. Knowing how groggy and out of it I am in the mornings, I doubt I would make a very attentive lover.