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By Clumsy Idiot - 08/02/2016 02:36 - United States - Villa Park

Today, I tried to kick a soccer ball, but somehow managed to miss and hit the concrete floor. I fell over in extreme agony, only to land heavily on my arm. I now have a broken foot AND a broken wrist. Half of my limbs are in casts. FML

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