Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to invite my grandma on my bio-dad's side, to... - FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2016 09:24 - United States - Modesto

Today, I tried to invite my grandma on my bio-dad's side, to my wedding and ask her for his address so that I can invite him too. Instead of congrats she replied with, "You are an ungrateful child" and went on to tell me about how much I abuse my "Father". He abandoned me and my brother at 14. FML

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Elgrin 15

Thursday 7 July 2016 5:18

Please tell me you rescinded both of their invitations.

pokkrz 8

Thursday 7 July 2016 4:56

Well she's a bitch

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pokkrz 8

Thursday 7 July 2016 4:56

Well she's a bitch

Elgrin 15

Thursday 7 July 2016 5:18

Please tell me you rescinded both of their invitations.

motoikkyu 13

Thursday 7 July 2016 22:04

Never underestimate the power of humans to lie to themselves. You've run up against some whopper that grandma has been telling herself for decades and, unfortunately, you aren't going to change her world-view with something as tiny as the truth.

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