By Courtney - 04/02/2012 20:22 - Reserved

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML
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jasony0423 0

You're a classy woman, aren't ya?

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perdix 29

That was inconspicuous -- no one's going to look there, unless they are attracted by the freaky double nipple on the boob you loogeyed on. Double nipple, all the way!

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JenniferTheDark 0

Had it happen to me too, it's definitely gross :/ Not trying to be rude, but keep tissues at hand for scenarios like this.

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bubo_fml 10

I saw a film where a girl did something similar to that, however, she wasn't wearing a bra...Come to think of it, it wasn't a 'loogie' either...

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GVirdi 11

Thanks for restating something everyone above you said

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Welcome to 1990, where screaming "NOT" after every sarcastic comment was as common as breathing.

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pandora1983 0

Well at least you dident spit it out of the car window and have it come back and hit you in the face. See coulda been muuuuuuch worse :)

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tommyfox 19

I heard that the Shore Store from Jersey Shore is looking to hire young women... You should apply! You'd fit in GREAT on that show!

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TheJester12 15

is it really ****** up that I find this extremely hot ???? ... don't answer that.

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HeyHey_Star 3

Are you kidding?? Of course you should! Any normal guy would.

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Snafuusmc 12

I find that hawt and disgusting at the same time!

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cajunjynx 0

Bahahahahahahahahaha! That must have been horrible but it's funny!

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