Love: Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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Impressive indeed

By Chad - 28/06/2025 03:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to impress someone by doing pull-ups. I got halfway up, froze, and then slowly slipped down like a dying horse. It felt like the whole park had stopped to watch. I tried to laugh it off, but I’m pretty sure they’re still talking about it. FML

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By BadassNinja - 05/09/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML

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Show off

By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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By HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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Impressive

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 22:00

Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML

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Romantic fool

By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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You deserved it 38 856

By Josie - 05/06/2012 04:27 - United States - Florence

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

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You deserved it 36 047

By fail - 14/04/2011 22:27 - Canada

Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 24 March 2012 1:54

Yes, if you had succeeded, you would've been quite the stud indeed.

kalgon 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 1:55

Making a woman laugh is the key to her kingdom.

Comments

florido_fml 10

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:29

You are still a stud inside

OMCheezbread 9

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:38

My boyfriend jumped over an 8 ft fence for the same reason. Too bad his shirt got caught on the broken bar he failed to notice. >.

LennyComa 39

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:42

At least she laughed

ashra_Raivyn 2

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:45

At least you tried :/

shovelface1990 4

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:46

Women aren't worth trying to impress. Believe.

flyingfox408 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 9:19

True story.

wiseguy69 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:51

Bro, don't do that shit unless you know you can pull it off

JayByrd13 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:52

my boyfriend did that (: haha fell on his hip. I died laughin. it was funny :)

myah1109 11

Sunday 25 March 2012 7:17

Mine has also haha

pinkpixie06 11

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:52

I think most women are more impressed by a man who is attentive to her needs than one who tries to pull off stupid stunts!

naduskalove 3

Saturday 24 March 2012 3:01

damn ,I wish I could see that scene ... And nice try ;)

hilary56 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 3:03

Atleast you made her laugh :) I think any guy that has humor can win someone heart faster then just a boring a guy even if he is a stud. Atleast you know that y'all can have a good time together being just yourself and not having to try to be a 'stud'.