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By Amexa - 23/11/2018 18:53

Today.. I tried giving my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. Due to my inexperience and fear, I ended up crying while giving him head. Yeah that’s always a good start. What’s even better is that he didn’t notice. FML
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interesting33 36

that's frustrating for you. Please don't feel pressured to do anything you dont want to do. it should be your decision and your choice.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

That's weirdly adorable. Don't worry about him not noticing. You did your best for your first time, and it must have been good enough for him to enjoy it. If you're willing to carry on, remember that practice makes perfect, your tongue will help a lot, and don't use your teeth.

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Leeono 26

On a bright note, if he didn’t notice it probably meant he was enjoying it too much to notice. Can’t have been bad. Way to go champ, suck it up but don’t blow it!

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BurnInDemonFire 35

That's weirdly adorable. Don't worry about him not noticing. You did your best for your first time, and it must have been good enough for him to enjoy it. If you're willing to carry on, remember that practice makes perfect, your tongue will help a lot, and don't use your teeth.

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interesting33 36

that's frustrating for you. Please don't feel pressured to do anything you dont want to do. it should be your decision and your choice.

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