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By Awk4Life - 26/05/2016 21:26 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I tried comforting my friend who just had a nasty breakup with her boyfriend. While she clung to me I accidentally got a boner as girls don't normally touch me. So I desperately tried to shift myself over, but she held on tighter. Now I feel like an asshole for getting hard as she cried. FML

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kk456 20

Friday 27 May 2016 11:19

Either she didn't realize, she didn't mind or she liked it, so don't worry;)

GhostFox 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 9:17

Not necessarily? People can get aroused by stimulus they're frequently exposed to. It happens. As long as you don't whip it out and start waving it around like a fan blade, it should be mildly embarrassing at most.

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kk456 20

Friday 27 May 2016 11:19

Either she didn't realize, she didn't mind or she liked it, so don't worry;)

Fenbrae 17

Friday 27 May 2016 16:21

You really need to socialize more if a girl clinging to you gives you a hard-on.

GhostFox 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 9:17

Not necessarily? People can get aroused by stimulus they're frequently exposed to. It happens. As long as you don't whip it out and start waving it around like a fan blade, it should be mildly embarrassing at most.

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