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You're in the hospital for bites and scratches from a cat? Did the cat cut an artery or something?
If you are bitten by a cat and the bite breaks the skin, go to the hospital. I'm not kidding. Cats' mouths are some of the filthiest there are and you can get very ill (even life threatening diseases) from a bite. Type "cat bite" into Google and you'll get a large number of hits about just how bad they can get.
Oh please. Do you know how many times I've been bitten by my cats? There's plenty of things you can use at home for cat bites. Wash the wound thoroughly. Hydrogen Peroxide is very effective, and saves you a ginormous hospital bill. Neosporin is also very handy for these situations, just reapply it to the wound often. It's not something to go to the hospital for unless you foolishly leave bites and scratches untreated and unsupervised.
Well Op did say a"deep gash" in his leg.
Hydrogen Peroxide brings anything in the wound to the surface, which is why it foams, it also drains pus and any bacteria. It is effective, ask any doctor. That's what you get for using yet another internet source for medical information. Also, that article is from 2007, so I doubt it's updated information..
Jack Nicholson cleans his nose wound with hydrogen peroxide in Chinatown. If the movie says its an effective way to clean your wound out, I'm doing it.
Before I can vote on this one I need to know whose fault it is that you are married to a woman with a cat. Did she have a cat before you married her or did she pull one on you by waiting until you were married to get a cat?
If I were her, I'd would love you for it. My cats are assholes especially to anyone who isn't me or my brother. I don't think I would have let you take the cat to be honest.
Wife: Oh you poor kitten. Did the big man scare you ? I'm sorry you had to go through that . Here let me wash the blood off your paws. Op . This is why you buy dogs . And not marrying a crazy cat lady might also help
That's pawsitively clawfull ...
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It would be bye bye wife and hello single life. And possibly a dead cat actually yea dead cat...
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For ****'s sake, people! How many trite, overused goddamned pussy jokes are you people going to make? New material! NOW!
Well sounds like you're not getting or playing with any pussy tonight...