Miscellaneous: Today, I took my mother to a local diner for breakfast where... - FML

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By ilikecheesefries - 25/06/2016 03:04 - United States - Scranton

Today, I took my mother to a local diner for breakfast where she asked the waitress for a blue waffle. I then had to explain what a 'blue waffle' was and why the waitress had a terrified look on her face. She thought it was a shorter way of asking for blueberry waffles. FML

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sillymama 21

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:10

A blue waffle is a fake STI that supposedly turns outer female genitalia "blue" from infection.

bkchick23 8

Monday 27 June 2016 22:43

What's a blue waffle?

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CrazyFastRapper 7

Sunday 26 June 2016 15:48

Well. Someone's not going back there.

bkchick23 8

Monday 27 June 2016 22:43

What's a blue waffle?

sillymama 21

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:10

A blue waffle is a fake STI that supposedly turns outer female genitalia "blue" from infection.

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