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By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 22:24

Today, I took my daughter to the pediatrician's office. When the nurse called us back, she promptly asked if our mom was coming too. I'm 26... FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 28 December 2017 21:43

Take it as a compliment. You're aging well, like wine, whereas I'm aging like milk.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 28 December 2017 21:43

Take it as a compliment. You're aging well, like wine, whereas I'm aging like milk.

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