By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 20:33 - Canada
Same thing different taste
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Congratulations!
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Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood
Congrats!
By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59
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congratulations and good luck. Oh yeah I lovee April Fools its my birthday!! :)
Maybe he was just April Folling you early??? No, he just doesn't want a kid. (P.S. to the Mods, would you kindly edit/ban comments and commentors that post "FIRST!!!!! ZOMG!!"? Thanks) ~~~Bauer22
un planned pregnancy = fail.
I mean she is married, so yeah don't assume.
Congrats :) Hopefully when he finds out he's actually really happy about it LOL @ #6
tradjic
good luck with that...
idiot husband :/
#16, the true FML is when she's planned it AND it's "news to him". Do I smell a bit of that here, or does submitter still ask "what does this button do"?
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Here's what you do. Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!" That ought to clear a few things up. Congratulations btw :]
...congratulations?