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Same thing different taste
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Congratulations!
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Congrats!
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Don't worry. Vengeance will be had when you start getting cravings for random foods at 3 AM. Hehe, but, seriously, congrats! I'm sure that he just thought that he was being smart by catching you in the act of a "prank"
Congratsss :) I say don't say anything, just wait for the bump and see how funny he finds it then ;)
Congratulations!
Oh, who the hell cares if he thought it was a prank? I don't see why some of you think that it makes him such a bad person as to call him a shitty husband, advise to end the marriage, or just plain wish misfortune on him, like if it's to somehow satisfy your incredibly lame sense of poetic justice. Try trolling better, you losers. Congrats on the baby, though.
it'll be really funny when he finds out it's true LOL
its not really "Today" since todays april fools day and not tommorow so im assuming your making this up or this happened two days ago.
I don't get how this is an FML unless after that he said "Thank God it's just a joke, I ******* hate children and I hope you never get pregnant." Just because he thought it was a joke doesn't mean he'll be upset that it's true...
#51: I bet he can at least form sentences better than you. Seriously, take an English class or two.
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Here's what you do. Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!" That ought to clear a few things up. Congratulations btw :]
...congratulations?