Health: Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three...

By worried - 01/04/2010 08:28 - Ireland

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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tyrob911 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 16:09

lol talk about the timing. I wouldn't believe too since it's April fools day. tell him again tomorrow

fisheatsbear 6

Thursday 1 April 2010 16:08

April fools :D

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loftstory 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 1:39

okay tell him that you have your priod and see

Queen_Naiomi 2

Sunday 4 April 2010 6:26

FYL for being late, I hope it gets better for you. But you really should have known not to tell him because it was April Fool's Day.

raaaaank 0

Monday 5 April 2010 19:21

Oh love, I so understand. I still haven't told my beau... Props for having the balls.

quincebolis 2

Tuesday 6 April 2010 13:51

Hey, this is the OP, doubt anyone will believe this but I'm not pregnant yay :D went to the doctor i missed my period last time cause i started the pill 3 days earlier then normal... (i usually get it right at the beginning but not that time) anyway that was a very stressful week so guess my body was april fooling me

quincebolis 2

Tuesday 6 April 2010 14:02

also, i had a feeling it was from the early pill taking & not actually being preggers, which is why i went on fml instead of completely freaking out lol thanks for all the comments......... and yes i use protection........it doesn't always work

lostguy 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 14:37

so you had to pick April 1st to tell him that huh? why not April 2nd? or march 31st? can't blame him for not believing you. just tell him again when it's not April 1st.

PMS_Queen 2

Saturday 10 April 2010 7:18

Wow, April has been an absolute *STELLAR* month for both of us, hasn't it? But, I ended up taking my test this morning, so maybe your timing sucked a little... Lucky you, not being pg... I was going to go on a rollercoaster for the first time this summer. FML!