Health: Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 18:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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kmarrs 2

Monday 7 March 2011 23:09

Well, when you don't pop a baby out in 9 months, you'll get to be right.

beautifulbeau 4

Monday 7 March 2011 23:13

that happens to me all the time. people will always assume that you are pregnant if you are a girl that got sick in the morning, and it will stick with you forever.

Comments

mag3rk 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:44

I don't believe you

xfaiz 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:36

show her ur still a virgin :)

dansco 24

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:42

Wow your Mum is mental! You threw up one day and your having a baby, maybe after a few days but one. Tell you are and watch her face ;)

maddiester 5

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:47

you should insist on her taking you to like the gyno or something. and prove to her that your a virgin I guess. (but then again I heard you can't really find out)... I hate when parents automatically say you're something with the support of only their thoughts -___-

hearthacker 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:53

mom knows bttr dan u'''':p

RUSH777 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:38

Yeah but 26, look at how you dress..

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:33

Exactly what I said! How do her parents leave the house?

Capt_Oblivious 10

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:40

If your mother has a tendency not to believe you or a lack of trust, then your pretty ******, virgin or not.

niggafreshh 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 6:19

ugh that happens to meh all dah timee,, it sucks

timma90 4

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:45

Haha, pregnancy is the new career choice in Stoke-On-Trent. It actually depends if you're the chav variety. ;)

ThatGuyYouDontKn 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:55

there is a way to know if a girl is still a virgin, they have a patch of skin in their vajayjay that gets ripped on the first intercourse; if it's still there, they are a virgin. that's one way op can prove to her mom she is still a virgin if she is comfortable showing her vaj to her mom of course.

Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:42

Not 100% true, it can get broken in other ways, but it doesn't always. Depends on the girl and her lifestyle really, eg how athletic she is, as rigorous sport can break it.

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:16

Nooooo, do people still believe that the hymen of all the girls in the world is only broken by sexual intercourse? I lol'd. Mine was broken years before that, you know, tampons, masturbating, horse riding...all things that can break the hymen.