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By Doesn'tMatterHadSex - 10/07/2016 11:33

Today, I threw caution to the wind and spent a romantic evening having sex on top of a mountain overlooking a beautiful panorama of a Turkish resort, with a very sexy massuse who kept telling me how beautiful I was. Shame I didn't notice the wedding band tan line until afterwards. FML
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AbagaelMurray 20

This is a pretty bad situation, but, playing Devils advocate here, maybe he's divorced?

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AbagaelMurray 20

This is a pretty bad situation, but, playing Devils advocate here, maybe he's divorced?

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pavzaq 2

So you randomly hook up with a guy that you've never met and will probably never meet again and you suddenly feel bad because he might be married? Honey - you've got other things to feel bad about. Either choose to feel bad about ALL of it or choose to not feel bad about any of it.

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Mynxie 26

How did you not notice before? It seems like you didn't want to notice.

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GhostFox 33

Because it was a tan line?? Which can fade/blend in after very little time?? And because it isn't really their job to look for signs that the person is married?

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Mynxie 26

@7 With the amount of cheating going on in this world, checking is the first thing you do. And if she suddenly noticed it, it means it was not faded enough. Don't defend her.

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GhostFox 33

That is not how it works. Saying that it's her fault is letting this guy- and every person who cheats- off the hook for cheating by saying that it's the fault of person they cheated with. People like you are the reason why serial cheaters think they can get away with it- it's not *their* fault, everyone should be paranoid about whether the person they are interested in is married or dating, why should they turn down sex with someone who has no clue they're involved. Stop letting cheaters excuse their behavior by passing the guilt onto someone that is essentially another victim.

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Unlucky1232 20

um... memento? i.... yeah I'm sorry OP. It's not your fault, tan lines can be hard to spot, even harder on areas u don't pay attention to.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

I can't help feeling that expecting a long term relationship in this situation was always optimistic to the point of luncay. A massuse at a Turkish holiday resort is practically a cliché for a holiday fling. Ring or not, this was never going to be the start of a life together.

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