Love: Today, my boyfriend of 5 years sat me down and told me how much... - FML

By Broken Heart Girl - 26/03/2018 10:00 - Canada - New Glasgow

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years sat me down and told me how much I meant to him. He then told me that he's gay and in love with my best friend Miles, who he's been secretly seeing behind my back for over 2 years. I thought he was going to propose. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Monday 26 March 2018 15:43

Having a gay best friend isn't all it's cracked up to be, now is it?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 26 March 2018 15:32

You might want to reconsider calling him your best friend.

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noellebelle626 19

Tuesday 27 March 2018 12:07

"best friend" should no longer be used

lukesick1 12

Tuesday 27 March 2018 14:10

Did he start singing "You've got a friend in me"?

Sam Nathan 4

Friday 30 March 2018 1:05

what a coward. you're better off without him. 2 years! him and his boyfriend aren't gay, he hasn't got the balls to be a man

whakea 5

Saturday 23 June 2018 15:34

What a gutless dick

Jerry Leberer 12

Friday 10 August 2018 23:01

you seriously had no clue???

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