By waitforit - 23/04/2009 11:42 - United States

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Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
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redhusk89 0

FAIL. Hope you've got good recovery time and she's got a sense of humor. FYI if you've got a live willing sexy woman with you WTF do you need **** for unless you were trying to talk her into a new position (or location). YDI because from where I'm sitting as a guy you just said to your gf she isn't hot enough to get you up AND you are so hot for the girl on screen that any stimulation will set you off. P.S you made it almost 1/7 of the time needed by the way. According to recent studies the average time it takes for a woman to climax is about 7 minutes. Also another thing you might want to consider is that Men tend to be able to last twice to three times as long the second time. Point is get a ******** then get her off with your hands or mouth. THEN tap that!

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Jonesy_fml 0

Maybe it was just. that. hot.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

Have you guys considered the possibility that he was doing just fine in the sack but he just wanted to change it up a little and it worked too well just try not to do that again but if you are a quick shot couple of things 1.wear a condom it decreases senstivity so you'll blow slower 2.If you are wearing a condom wear a thicker one 3. have a wank like ten minutes before so she'll be impressed by your endurance or just simply do it twice second time should be much longer but it seems that since you were trying something new you had already been having sex before and just made a mistake so your all good in the hood if you ask me

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fulnotmine 0

seconds anyone?...maybe thirds :P

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sparda4355 0

#26 AMEN! :) OP... it's all good, if she is your girlfriend and usually you have more stamina... she won't hold this against you! Like somebody said, it's all about the other things you can do while you "recharge"! :)

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MKC_fml 0

It's like driving....You don't need to lean on the gas while pulling out of the driveway, when there's a stop sign at right the corner...

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FoundManyLemons 0

#25: Yes! Seriously, **** before sex = fun. **** during sex = weird.

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aaahascorpio 0

that is just really truly sad...i feel for your gf. YDI hard.

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RiChY_BaBy08 0

wow crazy stuff. anyhting i say would only be a repeat of somebody else

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jaelin 0

thank you #54 and #63! (: one more thing to add about this post is that that WAS the second round..... After 20 minutes. But I still thought what happened was hilarious and decided to share the story with you guys. My bf/fiancé and i are having such a great laugh from all the comments (including all the insulting ones) hope you all enjoyed the story and had a laugh at our expense!! ^_-

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yeahnooo 0

disgusting sleeze, your poor girlfriend

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